What is The Clueless Writer’s Chronicles (TCWC)?
As its name suggests, TCWC isn’t where you can find “secrets” or “bulletproof strategies” for becoming a bestselling author raking in six or seven figures.
This newsletter is a space where I share the ups, downs, and everything in between as I navigate my writing journey. Plus some fiction I write from time to time.
This newsletter is free, and will be free forever. You’ll never find content after a paywall.
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What’s TCWC’s Editorial Plan?
Oh, an editorial plan? Sure… I could have one, but why ruin the mystery, right?
Let’s say that this is the deal for TCWC (so far):
Tuesdays: Expect a weekly update on my writing journey. It’s like watching someone trip, fall, and somehow one day land a publishing deal, all in real-time.
Thursdays: You’ll benefit from my award-deserving funny essays under the section “Tales from the Absurd”.
Every Other Saturday: I’ll treat you to some short crime fiction. Hey, this is what I love to write. This section is called “Shadow Files”.
Alternate Saturdays: You’ll get a peek into the Diary of a Detective Disaster—the notes of a detective who’s more focused on plotting novels than solving murders. Think Sherlock Holmes, but with writer’s block.
Please note that this plan may change, possibly frequently, and without notice! ;-)
Who Am I?
My name’s Simone Domenico Casadei Bernardi, that is a bit long to pronounce and remember, so I’m Simon for almost everyone!
I’m writing to you from Tallinn, Estonia, a (small) city where medieval charm meets Wi-Fi faster than a knight on a quest!
I’m married to Romet, and we have a dog, a mixed breed we called Pippa.
I wear a couple of hats: business owner (in the boring legal and accounting field) and passionate writer (with the ambition to combine the two one day).
Why Subscribe?
Subscribe if:
You enjoy a real, unfiltered glimpse into the highs and lows of a writer's life, filled with humor, absurdity, and occasional triumphs.
You appreciate award-worthy (well, almost) funny essays that will make you chuckle, and maybe even relate to.
You love a good mystery, particularly crime fiction, where the twists are as unexpected as my writing routine.
You’re intrigued by the chaotic thoughts of a detective who’s just as lost in plots as they are in crime-solving.
No sales pitches, no paywalls—just genuine, free content, forever. Plus, you’ll get to laugh, ponder, and follow my unpredictable journey. Who knows? You might even learn a thing or two, but let’s keep that between us.
